Boy Please! Nick Cannon Edition

First of all, you married Mariah Carey. Not “Visions of Love” Mariah either… you get a side eye of top for that.

Now I understand that you have your drawls in a bunch because Eminem wrecks on your wife in a song on his new album, but seriously, talking out the side of your neck is about as much as you can do… Check out a snippet of his long ass rant:

I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.

Nick, who really thinks that you can do anything to hurt Eminem’s career? This album will sell more than your one alone. Real talk. As Madea would say… Saddown somewhere!

I do wanna hear the diss track just for pure shits and giggles!

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